Sorry to bother you. You’re probably working. Or pretending like you’re working. Anyhow, we just wanted to let you know about our new website. If you’re curious, the address is basedesign.com. We’re excited about it so we made this little flashing message thing to put some light pressure on you to get there. We hope you like it. (The website, not the pressure.)
We’ve been working on our new website for months and are all really proud of it. We know it’s summertime and you’ve probably got lots of plans, but we just wanted to let you know and stuff. You know, in case you wanted to check it out. If you don’t have time, it’s totally not that big a deal. Don’t worry about it. It’s a busy time of year and you’re a busy person with lots of friends and lots of really “hip” things going on. It’s no problem; we totally understand. You’re a hot shot. A big wig. Your time is money. You’ve got better things to do than check out the likes of our insignificant little website during the likes of your totally rocking summer. Well, good for the likes of you.
On second thought, don’t bother visiting our new website after all. We’ll have plenty of visitors who actually care. They’re called friends. Which even in the era of facedork means something. So forget it. I’m sorry I brought it up. Please just stop reading this and go on enjoying whatever it is you’re doing that’s so much better than checking out our website. Just pretend like this whole thing never happened. We’re so sorry to have wasted your precious, precious time (money).
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